10 More Fascinating Facts About Me

To continue from yesterday's riveting post...

11. Describe 10 pet peeves you have.

• Sneezing too loud
• Farting in front of me
• Leaving crumbs on the newly cleaned kitchen counters
• Tracking in sand across the newly mopped and swept floors
• Brushing your teeth and leaving the toothpaste in the shower
• Eating my food
• Using my shit in general
• Picking fights with me for no reason just because you're "bored"
• Monitoring my monetary spending habits
•  Not throwing away empty containers of anything...ever.

12. Describe a typical day in your current life.

• Wake up grumpy
• Cigarette and diet cherry pepsi and silence
• Shower
• Wash dishes, or clean up various rooms of the house if needed
• Check Facebook
• Check Pinterest
• Check email
• Watch taped shows on television
• Plan dinner
• Look at stuff on internet I can't afford to buy
• Make dinner
• Clean kitchen
• Wait for death

(Hopefully I'll soon have more exciting activities to fill my day...fingers crossed)

13. Describe 5 weaknesses you have. 

• Ankles
• Low self esteem
• Extra sensitivity to criticism 
• Extreme non-confrontation
• Red velvet anything

14. Describe 5 strengths you have.

• My intellect
• My compassion
• My cooking
• My fiscal budgeting...though this took YEARS to develop
• My ability to make very thorough lists

 15. If you were an animal, what would you be and why?

• A shark, because every other living thing on the planet would fear me, and I could eat whatever I wanted, and be at the top of the food chain

16. What are your 5 greatest accomplishments?

• Recovering from near death
• Spending New Year's Eve in London
• Being in NYC around Christmas time
• Successfully stalking many celebrities
• Waking up every morning and not completely giving up hope that it will get better

17. What is the thing you most wish you were great at?

• Any athletic activity of any kind

 18. What has been the most difficult thing you have had to forgive?

• Myself, for my past mistakes...still working on it

 19. If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why?

• New York City...that has never changed.  I would need lots of $ to live there, but I've always been drawn to that city.  I used to think London, but there's an intricate part of Americana in me that I won't give up.  I'd travel to London, but not live.  New York is just...it has a bit of everything, and speaks to me.

20. Describe 3 significant memories from your childhood.

I don't know how significant these are, but these are the first memories that came to mind when thinking about this question.

• Getting dressed for Sunrise Service one Easter at my grandparents' house at the Beach.  It was SO cold & dark, we got dressed in front of their old pot bellied heater
• Getting lost in the mall while under the watch of my Godfather...I think it's the only time I ever saw him mad at me
• Shooting a BB Gun into the lake with my father

Final 10 coming soon to a blog near you...probably really soon, actually.  I'm particularly bored and anxious today...not an ideal combo.