Okay, so I was perusing the internet recently as I am wont to do on occasion, and came across the following article from Gawker which had me going all John McEnroe "you can NOT be serious!" all over the place. Like, I thought it was a mocked up Onion piece at first but alas, no. This shit was real.
Tiny Til...the world's cutest, and uh, ONLY, apparently, earless bunny was trod upon by a German cameraman on the day of his world debut, thereby crushing his (vertebrae) and Germany's dreams of fame for this fantastically adorable mutant of nature.
A month before Easter. I mean...seriously? So this got me thinking...are Germans just inherently evil? History backs up this theory obviously. Or, is this actually an act of a vengeful God who is so pissed off by the modern day commercialism of such a Holy day that he takes it out on a harmless little auditorily impaired rodent and blames it on the one race that is already known as being kinda sinister and shit. "Don't blame me, blame those Hitler loving Nazi freaks! Peace out."
Personally, I've got my own theory about God being a particularly diabolical prankster with a pension for torturing pathetic 40 year old women who are just trying to rebuild their lives and become normal productive citizens and are trying really fucking hard to do the right god damn thing and he's just giving them false hope and then yanking it away and can't I just catch a break, you evil overlord, what the fuck more do you want from me, I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do already...
But I digress. Moral of the story: don't count your chickens before they hatch. Or prematurely plan the fame of your squee-inducing mini earless bunnies before instructing German cameramen on where and where not to walk. Or quit your lousy retail job based on a preliminary offer from a better one before your background check clears. Hey, what was that last part? Um...nothing. Move along now.
Tiny Til...the world's cutest, and uh, ONLY, apparently, earless bunny was trod upon by a German cameraman on the day of his world debut, thereby crushing his (vertebrae) and Germany's dreams of fame for this fantastically adorable mutant of nature.
A month before Easter. I mean...seriously? So this got me thinking...are Germans just inherently evil? History backs up this theory obviously. Or, is this actually an act of a vengeful God who is so pissed off by the modern day commercialism of such a Holy day that he takes it out on a harmless little auditorily impaired rodent and blames it on the one race that is already known as being kinda sinister and shit. "Don't blame me, blame those Hitler loving Nazi freaks! Peace out."
Personally, I've got my own theory about God being a particularly diabolical prankster with a pension for torturing pathetic 40 year old women who are just trying to rebuild their lives and become normal productive citizens and are trying really fucking hard to do the right god damn thing and he's just giving them false hope and then yanking it away and can't I just catch a break, you evil overlord, what the fuck more do you want from me, I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do already...
But I digress. Moral of the story: don't count your chickens before they hatch. Or prematurely plan the fame of your squee-inducing mini earless bunnies before instructing German cameramen on where and where not to walk.
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