It's really weird, I should be used to the Rottenator being gone at night being that he works most of them, but him being gone out of town overnight is much lonelier than him being at work overnight.
And the Nooge is not so much a comforting presence as a god forsaken terror who's pretty damn lucky right now that he's too big to flush.
As I Sit Bleeding is the title of my next book.
Anyway, long day, tired, at least my feet will be happy that tomorrow is dress down day at work, hoorah!
Me: So, get some sleep, I love you. Tell the hookers I said hey.
Rottenator: I love you too and there are no hookers. I'm too tired and I don't have money for hookers.
Me: So you're saying that the only things keeping you faithful to me are the fact that you're lazy and broke?
Rottenator: Pretty much.
Me: Works for me.
Who says romance is dead?
Meanwhile, Anderson Cooper is on Kathy Griffin's show tonight, and they are a hoot together, as my imaginary grandmother would say.
My Mood Ring(tone) Today:
And the Nooge is not so much a comforting presence as a god forsaken terror who's pretty damn lucky right now that he's too big to flush.
As I Sit Bleeding is the title of my next book.
Anyway, long day, tired, at least my feet will be happy that tomorrow is dress down day at work, hoorah!
Me: So, get some sleep, I love you. Tell the hookers I said hey.
Rottenator: I love you too and there are no hookers. I'm too tired and I don't have money for hookers.
Me: So you're saying that the only things keeping you faithful to me are the fact that you're lazy and broke?
Rottenator: Pretty much.
Me: Works for me.
Who says romance is dead?
Meanwhile, Anderson Cooper is on Kathy Griffin's show tonight, and they are a hoot together, as my imaginary grandmother would say.
My Mood Ring(tone) Today:
Damn. If that is not true love I don't know what is.
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