So...I'm sure this was accidental, but I can't help but notice that while you were playing with my favorite toy, Mr. Broom, you may have inadvertently locked me in the laundry room.
I see that you were cleaning, so I decided to do my part.
I mean, seriously, I was just doing my part. Perhaps you misunderstood me. Must you lock me behind these bars? Madam, I demand my release post haste!
Please?
Honestly, I was just trying to help. Now, I shall retire to my throne. This unjust imprisonment has exhausted me.
Bitch.
I see that you were cleaning, so I decided to do my part.
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| What? I'm helping! |
I mean, seriously, I was just doing my part. Perhaps you misunderstood me. Must you lock me behind these bars? Madam, I demand my release post haste!
Please?
Those eyes are burrowing into my soul. Let him out!
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