Seriously, how do you guys with kids do it? Because I can barely spend a day with the Nooge without wanting him to die in a violent "accident".
Oh, yeah, sure, he looks innocent, but trust me, he is not. He is 20 lbs of furry evil. I don't think it's a coincidence that his birthday is April 20th.
You know who else was born on April 20th?
I'm just sayin'...we have not had a good weekend together.
Also, the pollen is out of control down here. Have you ever seen pollen underneath a microscope?
This is why I can't breathe and my eyes are red and burny. And yes, I feel sympathy for those of you who are still experiencing an ass-load of snow when it's supposed to be spring, but our very mild winter means that the pollen is out of control.
The following videos express what we're experiencing down here; just imagine billions of those little fuckers invading your sinus cavities and clinging on for dear life.
So, due to unforeseen complications such as not being able to breathe, and PMS-overload, I'm taking a day off from work to sit. Not that I haven't just spent a weekend of sitting, but I think one more day might do me...so I don't end up like this...
My Mood Ring(tone) Of The Day:
You know who else was born on April 20th?
Also, the pollen is out of control down here. Have you ever seen pollen underneath a microscope?
The following videos express what we're experiencing down here; just imagine billions of those little fuckers invading your sinus cavities and clinging on for dear life.
I'm sniffing like f*#k over here too. 20 lbs of furry evil - haha! I like that.
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