So after days of watching people around me call in sick and striving to be the better person, the trend bucker, as it were, I succumbed...and now I'm home "sick" myself.
Which has caused me stress. You see, my goal at my new job is to be the ideal employee, or at the very least, be the sort of employee that passes right underneath the radar and gets left alone. Or, ideally, forgotten.
Because this has become my life:
And also because the Rottenator woke me up at 3am to discuss finances because due to a slight miscalculation on his part, we are in the red again.
*sigh* Seriously? Just...can't...do...it...anymore.
So after transferring all of his fear and frustration and guilt onto me, he is peacefully sleeping and I am wide awake and slightly panicked. We will be fine, surely, but once again things are tight.
Short month, purchasing a secondary car that needs repairs, yada yada yada, the perfect solution is to call out from work right?
Right. Because if it works in the movies, then surely this plan will be as successful in real life.
And instead of relaxing and enjoying this much needed break from payroll, I will spend the entire day afraid of losing my job and getting into trouble. Because at heart, I am more a Cameron than a Ferris.
But I'm just tired, yo...and sometimes it's hard to stay motivated.
My Mood Ring(tone) Of The Day:
Which has caused me stress. You see, my goal at my new job is to be the ideal employee, or at the very least, be the sort of employee that passes right underneath the radar and gets left alone. Or, ideally, forgotten.
Because this has become my life:
*sigh* Seriously? Just...can't...do...it...anymore.
So after transferring all of his fear and frustration and guilt onto me, he is peacefully sleeping and I am wide awake and slightly panicked. We will be fine, surely, but once again things are tight.
Short month, purchasing a secondary car that needs repairs, yada yada yada, the perfect solution is to call out from work right?
Right. Because if it works in the movies, then surely this plan will be as successful in real life.
And instead of relaxing and enjoying this much needed break from payroll, I will spend the entire day afraid of losing my job and getting into trouble. Because at heart, I am more a Cameron than a Ferris.
My Mood Ring(tone) Of The Day:
You know what to do? 3 o'clock tomorrow morning you dig the Rottenator in the ribs and tell him you can't sleep because your period's late.
ReplyDeleteI am Cameron. I have always been Cameron.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ AJ's comment! You simply must do that!